tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23311066562739081012024-02-20T17:59:58.433-05:00Found on CraigslistFunny emails to people selling ridiculous things on Craigslist.With Intenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06809247843498126865noreply@blogger.comBlogger158125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2331106656273908101.post-53320285620708094652015-10-21T11:28:00.000-04:002015-10-21T11:28:05.251-04:00George FORMAN GRILL $15<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span class="s1">I saw your ad on Craigslist for the George FORMAN GRILL for $15</span></div>
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<span class="s1">One thing that bothers me about buying new kitchen equipment is that the picture on the box is always so artificial. For example there is a similar product, The George Foreman Grill, that is available. On the box of this product you see the picture below. This is obviously not the natural setting for such an item. However, you my friend, have managed to capture the item in what is clearly its natural setting. Like Jane Goodall you have sacrificed the comforts of normal life to find an authentic experience. Your Tanzania though is not on a distant continent but rather right here in our own city only one story below sidewalk level hidden from the casual passerby. From the grease stain that can't (or maybe could if you cleaned the thing) be removed, to the traditional basement cooking rug on which culinary master pieces are created, you have let us get a brief glimpse into what our life would be if we were to purchase this item. I see myself now, wearing only underwear and one filthy tube sock, lying half in and half out of my bed (which is a futon on the floor) and wondering if the once frozen burger that I am about to grill was taken out of the freezer last night or the night before. Once my breakfast has finished cooking I alternate holding the red hot meat in one hand and then the other as I wipe the grease from my hands onto the rug as quickly as possible in order to minimize the burns to my fingers. Making a slurping sound I suck air into my mouth with each bite hoping to cool it and save some skin on the roof of my mouth. I wish longingly that there was even a drop of ketchup remaining in the bottle that lays on my pillow, but alas, that ship has sailed long ago. Does George know? Does he think that we are all grilling $35 t-bone steaks with all the fixings? Is he naive, or maybe he just doesn't care? If he were here would he have ketchup? Are there buns in his bedroom? What was I thinking when I decided to do a degree in philosophy? Where were you then George, could you not have put down your over-sized oven mitt for on minute and warned me that this was a bad decision? It's not even that there are no jobs (which is true but not the biggest problem). It is just doing nothing worth while for so long that kills your will for... well for anything. Anyhoo... is the price negotiable.</span></div>
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<span class="s1">.....as per the infamous grill.....I am clearing a home for someone and selling off their items....the spot on the grill is </span></div>
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<span class="s1">.....or appliance repairs....let me know if totally interested.....</span></div>
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MajorAwesomehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14993854814764635698noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2331106656273908101.post-60719039093713661172015-10-20T14:27:00.001-04:002015-10-20T14:28:39.305-04:00Souvenir Plate: Estonia Tallin - $35<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span class="s1">I saw <a href="http://toronto.craigslist.ca/yrk/clt/5222470498.html">your ad</a> for the Bank of Canada Dollar bill Dollar note for collectors for $18. In the ad you sa</span><span class="s3">y "Shipping is also available. </span>Can mail to you at $1 extra for postage" I think that $18 for postage is a little bit high. Don't you?</div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri, sans-serif;">I saw <a href="http://toronto.craigslist.ca/tor/fuo/5233470897.html" target="_blank">your ad on Craigslist</a> for the Ikea Desk for $80. You mention that it is solid birch however this is not the case. Here is a <a href="http://www.ikea.com/ca/en/catalog/products/S99932564/" target="_blank">link</a> to the desk you are selling as you will see it is not solid birch and sells new for $39.99. So I just have a few questions: </span></div>
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Also, the other one is in a room that is so unused that you aren't even allowed to take a picture of it?? </div>
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We just forgot. It's like new. We're selling hundreds of things.</div>
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Just come by and look instead of emailing me these comments.</div>
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I'm showing items this afternoon.</div>
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Call or text 426 xxx xxxx</div>
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Thanks</div>
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Forgot to vacuum? Forgot to take a picture? Forgot to use that room?</div>
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Forgot to buy rugs somewhere else.</div>
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What are you talking about?</div>
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Oh, and here's the new one you're not getting genius.</div>
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<b><u>FOCL</u></b><br />
Oh my. That one really is beautiful. How much is it?<br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica",sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">$1600 for both. Email if interested.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica",sans-serif; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><b><u>FOCL</u></b></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;">Interested! I thought it was $1400 for both.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;">Was, but I changed my mind.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;">I can get a grand for the new one easily.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;">I can meet Wed eve. Let me know.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;">Are you able to transport them?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;">And with this kind of money, we'll be meeting in a police station parking lot.</span></div>
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Good call you can never be too safe. Wouldn’t want me to steal… my money?? </div>
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You're not too bright eh?</div>
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How about you try to rob me for $1600 of rugs? In the news all the time.</div>
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You bug me with your retarded comments.</div>
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Don't think I want to sell to you.</div>
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I’m sorry I don’t mean to upset you, I really like you and your rugs. Unless... when you say “retarded comments” you mean that I am taking too long to respond?? </div>
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Anyway, do people really get robbed for rugs all the time? That’s terrifying!</div>
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With Intenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06809247843498126865noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2331106656273908101.post-42042619922566411332011-04-06T16:18:00.000-04:002011-04-06T16:18:33.853-04:00Fax Machine - $25<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_WNiLT1lSkL2o1TK4nKKo0_IP-_sML6tNjoCd3mngeZ5_h5QP9lY86rnxOugZvPKUMf_bOcDvac4oc5RsiWQRYFXQbuCq6-NbyuXycspYqDOk30tlc26Sz8vB4DVBzHMOHO_rUWEut5M/s1600/Brother+owners+manual.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_WNiLT1lSkL2o1TK4nKKo0_IP-_sML6tNjoCd3mngeZ5_h5QP9lY86rnxOugZvPKUMf_bOcDvac4oc5RsiWQRYFXQbuCq6-NbyuXycspYqDOk30tlc26Sz8vB4DVBzHMOHO_rUWEut5M/s320/Brother+owners+manual.JPG" width="236" /></a></div><a href="http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/rds/hsh/2307594248.html">Fax Machine</a><br />
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</div><div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">Hi there,<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"><o:p> </o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">I saw your ad on Craigslist for the Fax Machine <a href="http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/rds/hsh/2307594248.html">http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/rds/hsh/2307594248.html</a>. You mention that it comes with extra paper rolls. YOU MENTION THAT IT COMES WITH EXTRA PAPER ROLLS! You are selling a fax machine that takes paper rolls </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">(or trying to at least)</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">. Here's what I want you to do: After reading this email and going home from the library computers, I want you to go over to a mirror and look into it and say: "I am trying to sell a fax machine that takes paper rolls." If you didn't hear yourself you should turn down Huey Lewis's album <i><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Sports-Expanded-Huey-Lewis-News/dp/B00000JCFP">Sports </a></i>and repeat this until you realize that it is 2011.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Just kidding. It sounds great. Is the price negotiable?</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
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</div><div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">Hi there,<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"><o:p> </o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">I saw your ad on Craigslist for the coffee grinder -- doesn't work <a href="http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/rds/zip/2303980532.html">http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/rds/zip/2303980532.html</a>. You have it listed in the free stuff section. I am OBVIOUSLY interested in it since you mention that it "worked perfectly, until it quit", but I feel bad taking it for free. I was thinking that I could offer you something of equal value. Let me think... I've got it. Why don't you come all the way across town and remove some of the garbage from MY house? That way it is fair. I was thinking maybe the pile of discarded Kraft Singles wrappers I have next to my bed. What do you think?<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"><o:p> </o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">Just kidding of course. When can I come get this little gem?<o:p></o:p></span></div></div>With Intenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06809247843498126865noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2331106656273908101.post-14535847200872820272011-03-03T14:06:00.000-05:002011-03-03T14:06:37.309-05:00Sleeping bag - $35<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEge-MJVBsG_JsWYGA2I2t8uS4bjFcEByp0dYNozsReeK_rl4hsbOEeQKFehlRT_WKEfH6-zkUXDaVKAGhyPukz9kjg4dhrWmtcjwi-GDWEtN5uAMg9T8sCm12L_myXJsV6KvUpTek1cEd8/s1600/3kb3m33o85V35Z65U4b2p84758d7fa5031fbd.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" l6="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEge-MJVBsG_JsWYGA2I2t8uS4bjFcEByp0dYNozsReeK_rl4hsbOEeQKFehlRT_WKEfH6-zkUXDaVKAGhyPukz9kjg4dhrWmtcjwi-GDWEtN5uAMg9T8sCm12L_myXJsV6KvUpTek1cEd8/s1600/3kb3m33o85V35Z65U4b2p84758d7fa5031fbd.jpg" /></a></div>Hi There,<br />
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I saw your ad on craigslist for the sleeping bag <a href="http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/bra/hsh/2234419129.html">http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/bra/hsh/2234419129.html</a>. I am very interested in it but I am a little bit concerned. You see, when I was in grade school sometimes there would be a situation in which one kid (we'll call him kid A) would say to another kid (call him kid B) "Do you have a sleeping bag?". Kid B often would own a sleeping bag and therefore would respond "Yes I do." At this point kid A would kick kid B in the testicles while saying "Well let me wake it up for you". How can I be assured that I will not be getting into a similar situation.<br />
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Look forward to your response,With Intenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06809247843498126865noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2331106656273908101.post-75394215194228022542011-02-28T12:21:00.000-05:002011-02-28T12:21:50.175-05:00Ziploc ( SANDWICH) 100 BAGS - $5<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEio6iZ3DZqd2xdkq_moMoee7On9oWJq3KyyhPBypkj1j-nYxEdIxK6pdX371EE3Q0HV-QuHgg3Cda7yDi0F0LsDKAbLHd4XnLGmXvOwxguA5TCNPUD4V9C13k8CKmfufGD5r3nTk6Fc-cA/s1600/3ka3p03lb5O45W45R5b2ndd615eb820261488.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" l6="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEio6iZ3DZqd2xdkq_moMoee7On9oWJq3KyyhPBypkj1j-nYxEdIxK6pdX371EE3Q0HV-QuHgg3Cda7yDi0F0LsDKAbLHd4XnLGmXvOwxguA5TCNPUD4V9C13k8CKmfufGD5r3nTk6Fc-cA/s1600/3ka3p03lb5O45W45R5b2ndd615eb820261488.jpg" /></a></div><a href="http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/bra/hsh/2230042806.html">Ziploc ( SANDWICH) 100 BAGS</a><br />
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Hi There,<br />
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I saw your ad on Craig's List for the box of 100 Ziplock bags for $5.00 <a href="http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/bra/hsh/2230042806.html">http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/bra/hsh/2230042806.html</a>. I would like to congratulate you on your understanding of Criag's List. Craig's List is for buying things from strangers for approximately their full retail value. The point is not to get a good deal but rather to experience the joys of taking public transit across town and making a transaction with someone who would not dream of just giving away, using or selling at a discounted price, their box of sandwich bags. These are the people I want to meet. How about we meet somewhere mutually inconvenient for both of us? Maybe the final stop on one of the subway lines?<br />
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Again, congratulations on using Craig's List appropriately. Hats off to you.With Intenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06809247843498126865noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2331106656273908101.post-36146067462042851212011-02-17T08:56:00.002-05:002011-02-18T08:59:23.822-05:00Ikea "NOT" floor lamp - $5 - UPDATED<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7VjU5O68S9OBI1KqE73yIbrA4ceGPgKwkz_if95_LoHau1SQHB-SsKjF8BAssAZeZ8xffjlIMN9E-sH43UYNEHOM-powld33ntl8Sj8oPvnnOkeO7HGCSbzUV88kT_FNJ3SwH21O6CSA/s1600/3n63o03ld5V55S05R2b2fad0a1140c6d61bf0.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" j6="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7VjU5O68S9OBI1KqE73yIbrA4ceGPgKwkz_if95_LoHau1SQHB-SsKjF8BAssAZeZ8xffjlIMN9E-sH43UYNEHOM-powld33ntl8Sj8oPvnnOkeO7HGCSbzUV88kT_FNJ3SwH21O6CSA/s1600/3n63o03ld5V55S05R2b2fad0a1140c6d61bf0.jpg" /></a></div><a href="http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/hsh/2216864906.html">Ikea "NOT" floor lamp</a><br />
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Hi There,<br />
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I saw your ad for the Ikea "NOT" floor lamp <a href="http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/hsh/2216864906.html">http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/hsh/2216864906.html</a>. I think it is really beautiful and I would like to purchase it. I can come pick it up and I will pay the full asking price... NOT!<br />
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<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; mso-ansi-language: EN-CA; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">pick up is at ** telegram mews</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; mso-ansi-language: EN-CA; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>FOCL</strong></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; mso-ansi-language: EN-CA; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA;"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I will totally be there... NOT!</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; mso-ansi-language: EN-CA; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>FOCL</strong></span></span></span></div><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; mso-ansi-language: EN-CA; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA;"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 12pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Very soon... NOT!</span></span></div></span></span></span>With Intenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06809247843498126865noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2331106656273908101.post-53047683794660772412011-02-11T16:53:00.000-05:002011-02-11T16:53:26.376-05:00Cart/trolly - $1000<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuusO-3zjUHwYzOQXKOPtjgpSZI7mhe2VMOr5HknLiipno16Pxp_dd34QTjV7J7bqEXqWj2Wn1Pj11GKIve7JVxwy7N5SpnyfN76xlfa3IQarun3TqCvY-MJFLHKJjtlka8d1qR0_idqM/s1600/3m43o53l55T55X15R3b29667b999739871adb.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" h5="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuusO-3zjUHwYzOQXKOPtjgpSZI7mhe2VMOr5HknLiipno16Pxp_dd34QTjV7J7bqEXqWj2Wn1Pj11GKIve7JVxwy7N5SpnyfN76xlfa3IQarun3TqCvY-MJFLHKJjtlka8d1qR0_idqM/s1600/3m43o53l55T55X15R3b29667b999739871adb.jpg" /></a></div><a href="http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/bra/hsh/2205114480.html">Cart/trolly</a><br />
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Hi There,<br />
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I saw your ad on Craigslist for the Cart/trolly <a href="http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/bra/hsh/2205114480.html">http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/bra/hsh/2205114480.html</a>. I know that it is worth every penny of $1000 you are asking for, but times are very hard for me right now. I managed to sell my grandmother's jewellery and some of my kids' school supplies but I was only able to come up with about $850. I was wondering if you would consider this low ball offer??<br />
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Let me know,<br />
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<strong>Response</strong><br />
Dont panic we will offer you so a great discount that you wouldnt need to put all these assests of your on sale and yet able to buy the cart just for you its a special offer $10.00 only . Isnt that quiet affordable ?<br />
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<strong>FOCL</strong><br />
That is quiet affordable. Do you think you should start proof reading?With Intenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06809247843498126865noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2331106656273908101.post-69022509140337356292011-02-10T09:47:00.000-05:002011-02-10T09:47:30.896-05:00snow blower<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0Bw9aD1h0o73Pw-Syrb10WxA4X6iM70ZNUZ-NLT1r8zDmNZvjHF8AglwZznTAKxCCUtyeSK4oVYEgdm229_fDaFYYzJPfZav-PENbFoOU5JDLtXTERwlSwROcmeB9mwaZiDm18slfXUo/s1600/3ne3k83l75V35Q15R5b27e47be405a5e81f59.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" h5="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0Bw9aD1h0o73Pw-Syrb10WxA4X6iM70ZNUZ-NLT1r8zDmNZvjHF8AglwZznTAKxCCUtyeSK4oVYEgdm229_fDaFYYzJPfZav-PENbFoOU5JDLtXTERwlSwROcmeB9mwaZiDm18slfXUo/s1600/3ne3k83l75V35Q15R5b27e47be405a5e81f59.jpg" /></a></div><a href="http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/mss/hsh/2203013313.html">snow blower</a><br />
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RE: your ad "snow blower" <a href="http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/mss/hsh/2203013313.html">http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/mss/hsh/2203013313.html</a><br />
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I hardly even know her.With Intenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06809247843498126865noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2331106656273908101.post-17518161060215515212011-02-08T16:36:00.000-05:002011-02-08T16:36:42.374-05:00Mr Steamy Dryer Balls - $5<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhu5qXaOelSR4Nhax2QqGubv5w65sasS-Cd0OPcBCIc5ApsD4cd6jJRdmT4I0a6p5p0I57teUWijX0R0sn2wdfgwYnkCrpMKZEuytsQGH_InPUNzThAmyc_gz97zc6ThYhEKZ7jTIi0FbI/s1600/H140-2T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" h5="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhu5qXaOelSR4Nhax2QqGubv5w65sasS-Cd0OPcBCIc5ApsD4cd6jJRdmT4I0a6p5p0I57teUWijX0R0sn2wdfgwYnkCrpMKZEuytsQGH_InPUNzThAmyc_gz97zc6ThYhEKZ7jTIi0FbI/s1600/H140-2T.jpg" /></a></div><a href="http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/hsh/2170999680.html">Mr Steamy Dryer Balls</a><br />
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Hi there,<br />
<br />
I saw your ad on Craigslist for the Mr Steamy Dryer Balls <a href="http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/hsh/2170999680.html">http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/hsh/2170999680.html</a>. There is really nothing I can think of that sounds more appealing than a pair of used Mr Steamy Dryer Balls. Oh wait, there it is, right in your ad "ANYONE WHO GETS THIS,I WILL TOSS IN A BAG OF USED WOMENS CLOTHIN" Now we're talking! For only five bucks I can get a pair of used Mr Steamy Dryer Balls and a bag of used womens clothin?? Now I guess I have to assume that the bag of used womens clothin is worth substantially less than five bucks if you are just tossing it in, but you DO make it sound really nice. But this is still a little rich for my blood. Would you consider selling one of the used Mr Steamy Dryer Balls and tossing in half a bag of womens clothin for $2.50?<br />
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Let me know because I am pretty excited.With Intenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06809247843498126865noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2331106656273908101.post-779981941245214992011-02-04T08:36:00.000-05:002011-02-04T08:36:51.717-05:00Juicer! Brand New! - $50<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiat2FuZ3z7PWR8nJCXZz09pMb3DucDulwgcSpEfy5CjV4kpJy28KguQVtCEMrNWPP3T7zX0Dbx8zEjnoS-GWd6WKCe8wLELv_OaLf2NUxWnr0FAuFhgvj0ZVXnyy9sde99WyXppy9l_A/s1600/3nd3k33p45V55P25R0b213c9f47226b22176f.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" h5="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiat2FuZ3z7PWR8nJCXZz09pMb3DucDulwgcSpEfy5CjV4kpJy28KguQVtCEMrNWPP3T7zX0Dbx8zEjnoS-GWd6WKCe8wLELv_OaLf2NUxWnr0FAuFhgvj0ZVXnyy9sde99WyXppy9l_A/s1600/3nd3k33p45V55P25R0b213c9f47226b22176f.jpg" /></a></div><a href="http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/hsh/2192465962.html">Juicer! Brand New!</a><br />
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Hi!<br />
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I saw! your ad! on Craigslist for the Juicer! Brand New! <a href="http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/hsh/2192465962.html">http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/hsh/2192465962.html</a> Your ad says! "JUICER! Brand New! Still in Original Packaging! Never taken out or used! Keep healthy!" I was wondering if you have! any idea how! or when! to use exclamation marks!<br />
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Best wishes!With Intenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06809247843498126865noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2331106656273908101.post-86047914735125969632011-02-03T12:50:00.000-05:002011-02-03T12:50:04.577-05:00Denny's Restaurant's - $200<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdmZF7NqDsWKERmj8gfjwpkRyJQr0JRwnt-W52Pr6KIcV8DZ85TKTbQITamj0kg4KDFDs8p4lAH45QEkqniFFeSiiOHKJ_5uN5MDr9tkAeXLu06dVfk_xc5rYdk3gIA9wdra2Ak1Aqkjk/s1600/1041581_63937906.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" s5="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdmZF7NqDsWKERmj8gfjwpkRyJQr0JRwnt-W52Pr6KIcV8DZ85TKTbQITamj0kg4KDFDs8p4lAH45QEkqniFFeSiiOHKJ_5uN5MDr9tkAeXLu06dVfk_xc5rYdk3gIA9wdra2Ak1Aqkjk/s320/1041581_63937906.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><a href="http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/for/2192709438.html">Denny's Restaurant's</a><br />
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Hi there,<br />
<br />
I saw your ad for the year's worth of Denny's Grand Slam breakfasts for $200 <a href="http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/for/2192709438.html">http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/for/2192709438.html</a>. You say it is one breakfast a week for a year and "The Grand Slam Breakfasts are $8.00 which for the year would be approximately $500.00". That makes sense to me: 437 days/year, 7 days a week, so that makes 62 weeks a year, times $8.00/week, yup, about $500.00.<br />
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But let's do a little more math. Let's make the assumption that we live in a crazy world with 52 weeks in a year. We will also assume that we are talking about a standard Grand Slam here: 2 eggs, pancakes, 2 sausages, hash browns and toast. According to the Denny's website that makes up 1242 calories and 69g of fat. So over the year we are talking about approximately 8 pounds of fat and 65000 calories. This seems a little low to me. I spoke to my doctor and he said that I should be getting at least 10-15 pounds of fat via Denny's breakfasts every year. I was wondering if it is possible to purchase more than one of these memberships from you so I can reach my recommended annual Denny's fat intake.<br />
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(BTW: The sodium is a really good deal as each meal provides three times the suggested daily maximum).<br />
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Cheers,With Intenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06809247843498126865noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2331106656273908101.post-28357615415247200362011-01-31T09:39:00.000-05:002011-01-31T09:39:47.169-05:00espresso - $650<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQGuv5f_pIFzrjWBcLOjevP-SixKJY6wLO080rpDxjxamG7u0qjnBgAypl07EKDR2JlVM2HZjuoYVuE7Gy-KJ5cgOX4lclkljZ04dwiVkBytD6h9aAHg96J-X5S-NFOiO5LfZZyl8TlgM/s1600/3k33mc3p55Y25Q35P4b1p32887000e38f1cc5.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" s5="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQGuv5f_pIFzrjWBcLOjevP-SixKJY6wLO080rpDxjxamG7u0qjnBgAypl07EKDR2JlVM2HZjuoYVuE7Gy-KJ5cgOX4lclkljZ04dwiVkBytD6h9aAHg96J-X5S-NFOiO5LfZZyl8TlgM/s1600/3k33mc3p55Y25Q35P4b1p32887000e38f1cc5.jpg" /></a></div><a href="http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/hsh/2179825509.html">espresso</a><br />
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Hi there,<br />
<br />
I saw your ad on Craigslist for the saeco (odea go) espresso machine that you are selling for $650 <a href="http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/hsh/2179825509.html">http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/hsh/2179825509.html</a>. I just wanted to tell you about this new thing I discovered the other day. It is called Google. People claim it is a "search engine" but I think of it more as a looker-upper. You can type in "Kirk Cameron" for example and it will find you his web page which shows that he is really holding on to the Growing Pains thing, in fact his page plays the theme song from the show automatically (over and over again). You should check it out for yourself <a href="http://www.kirkcameron.com/">http://www.kirkcameron.com/</a> . But I digress. You can also type in "saeco odea go espresso machine" and see that they sell for between $400 and $500 new. So I have two questions for you. 1) Did you know that Kirk is a born again Christian now? 2) Why do you think your used espresso machine is worth so much more than a new one?<br />
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Sharing the laughter and love,With Intenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06809247843498126865noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2331106656273908101.post-9591855132629677772011-01-28T10:10:00.000-05:002011-01-28T10:10:11.936-05:00Vintage Bell Telephone - $40<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQIZSWk17A_xZi6c8Dt99pKy7QXqLKjVznoQ6Vn_hwyoeclPLLoCTt4otjVG_OctpGAwB5D_zTfCv08kMkouUEFYdKzjjSchyphenhypheniq4rMGELgLGFuVmnFtBs-F-YHCEY9D2qTCrC_mmRctv0/s1600/3p23oe3ld5O55Y65X6b1r0aac616158ff1d5a.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" s5="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQIZSWk17A_xZi6c8Dt99pKy7QXqLKjVznoQ6Vn_hwyoeclPLLoCTt4otjVG_OctpGAwB5D_zTfCv08kMkouUEFYdKzjjSchyphenhypheniq4rMGELgLGFuVmnFtBs-F-YHCEY9D2qTCrC_mmRctv0/s1600/3p23oe3ld5O55Y65X6b1r0aac616158ff1d5a.jpg" /></a></div><a href="http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/hsh/2182811033.html">Vintage Bell Telephone</a><br />
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Hi there,<br />
<br />
I saw your ad on Craigslist for the Bell telephone <a href="http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/hsh/2182811033.html" target="_blank">http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/hsh/2182811033.html</a>. In the ad you say that it "would be good as a secondary phone as the ringer doesn't work". So let me get this straight. You are asking $40 for this phone, which is at least 20 years old, is quite dirty, has a freaking rotary dial AND, AND! doesn't even ring. Are you out of your mind you fu....<br />
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Oh! I'm sorry. I didn't see that it is "vintage". I love vintage stuff. I am super interested now. Is it still available?<br />
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Let me know,<br />
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<strong>Response</strong>:<br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 10pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">Yes, it is available.......</span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 10pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"></span></div>With Intenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06809247843498126865noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2331106656273908101.post-50037053155796228222011-01-27T10:03:00.000-05:002011-01-27T10:03:06.817-05:00RETRO TABLE LAMPS - $75<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhq-QSExZXDKqs4kWiGQ5at4fmdgmxAmnn7k0f632E-Q_-RrVYYF3TPn73Otj-TONv3iOZ0lSLWaTaGZ3pQ5eJJm4Aa6r9fNs-RpkLKyooXUdYP7iaLDyAyPoo6b8gTsQO6IsBRNhSfto/s1600/3p23o93la5O05Y15U1b1i4439515bb33f1b99.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" s5="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhq-QSExZXDKqs4kWiGQ5at4fmdgmxAmnn7k0f632E-Q_-RrVYYF3TPn73Otj-TONv3iOZ0lSLWaTaGZ3pQ5eJJm4Aa6r9fNs-RpkLKyooXUdYP7iaLDyAyPoo6b8gTsQO6IsBRNhSfto/s1600/3p23o93la5O05Y15U1b1i4439515bb33f1b99.jpg" /></a></div><a href="http://montreal.en.craigslist.ca/hsh/2167580066.html">RETRO TABLE LAMPS</a><br />
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Hi there,<br />
<br />
I saw your ad on Craigslist for the RETRO TABLE LAMPS <a href="http://montreal.en.craigslist.ca/hsh/2167580066.html">http://montreal.en.craigslist.ca/hsh/2167580066.html</a>. Although I am not interested in purchasing them I would like to offer you a business opportunity. You see I am a bit of a master when it comes to writing the text for Craigslist ads but I lack the photographic skills that you have. For example, I never would have thought to take a photograph of the lamp in a mirror at a weird angle, although it does make total sense now that I see the photo. I guess that is the only way to get the image so out of focus on some cameras?<br />
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So what I am thinking is that we could team up. I would write the copy, and you would handle the photography and presentation. Just to give you a taste of what we could do together here is what I might write to accompany your photo.<br />
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light Maker!!!!!!! colour=green sale. Also has mirror.<br />
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What do you think, should we team up?<br />
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Cheers,With Intenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06809247843498126865noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2331106656273908101.post-18342864814345465122011-01-26T15:52:00.000-05:002011-01-26T15:52:41.794-05:00Bathtub grab bar - $25<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9IwZk6X5Nw2vP01zubhwSL795AAGIFmMxEbGCamzxoDgKONBW__Dtnz1Ej0rq6UIJLvckQ6F-YULCFfwELdyUK-IIg-LgS4tvkAuPXE5l2_O7PgOflkBzXdSSxN1MGb_9cSiZRMiuops/s1600/1217438_44565512.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" s5="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9IwZk6X5Nw2vP01zubhwSL795AAGIFmMxEbGCamzxoDgKONBW__Dtnz1Ej0rq6UIJLvckQ6F-YULCFfwELdyUK-IIg-LgS4tvkAuPXE5l2_O7PgOflkBzXdSSxN1MGb_9cSiZRMiuops/s320/1217438_44565512.jpg" width="246" /></a></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><a href="http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/drh/hsh/2164806055.html">Bathtub grab bar</a></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><br />
</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">Hello,</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><br />
</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">I saw your ad for the Bathtub grab bar <a href="http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/drh/hsh/2164806055.html">http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/drh/hsh/2164806055.html</a>. </div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">It sounds really fun what is the address?</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><br />
</div>See you there,<br />
<div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;"></div>With Intenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06809247843498126865noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2331106656273908101.post-74053177252309826892011-01-25T09:05:00.001-05:002011-02-05T16:34:30.896-05:00Ikea PELLO Armchair - $40<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibAp3tfJTCUDFwZ7Q3nZk1j0sLFfpomFQntPTj8hkyo8wq1N3NNsTJ6b1Eh60uRfrst9C7ruM60uMffdbjiso0grq1TIrJcVK_2EL1hfbwp8zx0KNDAER-zi-V1od4h-gWIUgMSdOhcBs/s1600/3k23mf3pf5O05Q35R0b1if2c83b4e5d121952.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" s5="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibAp3tfJTCUDFwZ7Q3nZk1j0sLFfpomFQntPTj8hkyo8wq1N3NNsTJ6b1Eh60uRfrst9C7ruM60uMffdbjiso0grq1TIrJcVK_2EL1hfbwp8zx0KNDAER-zi-V1od4h-gWIUgMSdOhcBs/s1600/3k23mf3pf5O05Q35R0b1if2c83b4e5d121952.jpg" /></a></div><a href="http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/hsh/2167769311.html">Ikea PELLO Armchair</a><br />
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Yog fika,<br />
<br />
I saw your ad on Craigslist for the Ikea PELLO Armchair <a href="http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/hsh/2167769311.html">http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/hsh/2167769311.html</a>. I am not sure if this is your intention or not, but I thought you should know that "PELLO armchair" loosely translates from Swedish into English as "Rapist's armchair". As you can imagine this is very offensive to Swedish people who may read the advert. Please change the posting and let me know when you have finished.<br />
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Good köttbullar to you,<br />
KjellWith Intenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06809247843498126865noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2331106656273908101.post-33771213602659462052011-01-24T10:01:00.002-05:002011-01-24T10:16:09.876-05:00Sponge mop & bucket - $30 (UPDATED)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqilzfwJF7UbmVheCiKb5BRNMiXhWb6lUq57coLUw0oQeRQUQVbIeylialdxaTo5-j7lmCKVYT93331SqAkyqa5tseyysRG7swkhTWrI2g16anhiFvFOu4RFU19QdKzXMFVD8TCC1UHyc/s1600/3nc3pd3lc5V25O15X2b1l3342441b48ab1ca9.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" s5="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqilzfwJF7UbmVheCiKb5BRNMiXhWb6lUq57coLUw0oQeRQUQVbIeylialdxaTo5-j7lmCKVYT93331SqAkyqa5tseyysRG7swkhTWrI2g16anhiFvFOu4RFU19QdKzXMFVD8TCC1UHyc/s1600/3nc3pd3lc5V25O15X2b1l3342441b48ab1ca9.jpg" /></a></div><a href="http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/hsh/2172363121.html">Sponge mop & bucket</a><br />
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Well hello there,<br />
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I saw your ad on Craigslist for the used sponge mop & bucket <a href="http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/hsh/2172363121.html">http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/hsh/2172363121.html</a>. I think it is a super wonderful idea for you you to be selling your old mop and bucket on Craigslist, but in your ad you say "I don't think any explanation is needed!!!". This is where I think I need to disagree. I think you need to explain how in god's name you believe your used sponge mop and bucket are worth 30 bucks. I asked my mop appraiser and she says that a mop like that probably retails for about $15-20 new. So I guess you're saying that wiping up whatever crap you have tracked into your house since you purchased the item has the effect of doubling its value? I am not sure you know how the used cleaning product market works my friend.<br />
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I am very interested in the mop, is it still available?<br />
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<strong>Response</strong><br />
Well miss La Rose,<br />
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I appreciate you showing me that I should probably mention that the sponge I used is not included, that's disgusting. This is a refillable mop and the refill has been added to the mop handle. Not that I need to justify anything to you....but I figured your rude and ignorant email deserved to be addressed.<br />
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As I mentioned in the ad I hardly used either item, literally twice. I mentioned that because the handle and bucket are like new. Yes, there are definitely items out there similar to this one that are 10-15 dollars. However, both of these particular items were purchased for OVER 30 dollars. Since they were hardly used I figured posting 30 and having people negotiate down is fare...Most of the time you bring the amount down by at least half. So I start higher to give leeway.<br />
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I've already had people interested and have organized a fare price for it. Once it's picked up I'll be deleting the ad.<br />
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So next time, instead of being an ass I suggest you keep you rude thoughts to yourself.<br />
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<strong>FOCL</strong> <br />
<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 10pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-CA; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA;">OK OK apology accepted. So shall we say 7 bucks for the mop and bucket?</span> <br />
<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 10pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-CA; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA;"></span> <br />
<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 10pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-CA; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA;"><strong>Response</strong></span> <br />
<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 10pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-CA; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA;">Really? after AAALLLLL that, you want it? You must be pulling my leg. </span><br />
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In any case, someone is already planning on picking it up tomorrow night.<br />
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<strong>FOCL</strong> <br />
<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 10pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-CA; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA;">How much are they paying?</span> <br />
<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 10pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-CA; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA;"></span> <br />
<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 10pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-CA; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA;"><strong>Response</strong></span> <br />
<span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 10pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-CA; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA;">More then you offered and less then I'm asking. </span><br />
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I'm not even sure why I'm still entertaining your emails.<br />
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I'm obviously not going to be selling it to you.<br />
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Regards.<br />
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This will be my last email to you.<br />
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<strong>FOCL</strong> <br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 12pt;"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; font-size: 10pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">At this point are you ready to concede that you were wrong about the "I don't think any explanation is needed!!!" part?</span></div>With Intenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06809247843498126865noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2331106656273908101.post-59988998238421338182011-01-21T09:45:00.000-05:002011-01-21T09:45:03.225-05:00Le Creuset square cast iron skillet...brand new - $75<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8nhJ_RywGsuvl7rg9EBf7fe0iLiAB4-H1qj1z_Z718QLS1LxtM0wKPBFLbYKdZ43HGvQGa9ESAnYEPpBrdDGPuubeg01xqP0RrvBIVh1QjcqqKJeT_sXzSlznekcEwnxbqkBIBJ8Xhqk/s1600/3n63k73o65O15Z45W5b1gf6dd5b1b338d1aef.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" s5="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8nhJ_RywGsuvl7rg9EBf7fe0iLiAB4-H1qj1z_Z718QLS1LxtM0wKPBFLbYKdZ43HGvQGa9ESAnYEPpBrdDGPuubeg01xqP0RrvBIVh1QjcqqKJeT_sXzSlznekcEwnxbqkBIBJ8Xhqk/s1600/3n63k73o65O15Z45W5b1gf6dd5b1b338d1aef.jpg" /></a></div><a href="http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/hsh/2163711687.html">Le Creuset square cast iron skillet...brand new</a><br />
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Hi There,<br />
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I saw your ad on Craigslist for the Le Creuset square cast iron skillet <a href="http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/hsh/2163711687.html">http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/hsh/2163711687.html</a>. You claim that it is "brand new and still in the box". BUSTED!! I analysed the photo you included and there is very strong evidence that the pan is not in fact "still in the box".<br />
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Explain yourself!With Intenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06809247843498126865noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2331106656273908101.post-34754878390308421142011-01-20T10:13:00.000-05:002011-01-20T10:13:12.361-05:00ARE YOU A CHEESE LOVER? - $12<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPps7Iscir_5k8SYpF-lK0vzwy60ydpbv8SDRgcLFrJ2VFkU9Rh_a08uRA4-Q8qIywDMMuwAJDYuZ1MZT8o6ZAc41GQHjgBoIxl4ADOrdTMHCVMWIBJCQz8445h5tVwkMBxCNWlQl5O8g/s1600/1040192_63780048.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" s5="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPps7Iscir_5k8SYpF-lK0vzwy60ydpbv8SDRgcLFrJ2VFkU9Rh_a08uRA4-Q8qIywDMMuwAJDYuZ1MZT8o6ZAc41GQHjgBoIxl4ADOrdTMHCVMWIBJCQz8445h5tVwkMBxCNWlQl5O8g/s320/1040192_63780048.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><a href="http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/hsh/2158002442.html">ARE YOU A CHEESE LOVER?</a><br />
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Hello,<br />
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I saw your ad on <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Craigslist</span> asking me if I am a cheese lover <a href="http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/hsh/2158002442.html">http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/hsh/2158002442.html</a>.<br />
Answer: Totally.<br />
You say you are selling "four 6" plates with the names of all the cheeses on them". I am very interested but I was thinking that there is no way that they have the names of all the cheeses on them. But as you know (assuming you are a fellow cheese lover) some cheeses are more important than others. Do they have "cheddar" written on them?<br />
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Let me know.<br />
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<strong>Response</strong><br />
Actually, it is at the rounded edge and says "<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">eddar</span>." Since there is no such cheese as <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">edder</span>, I would imagine that represents 5/7 of the word "cheddar." I also have the large serving plate on which to hold the cheeses and crackers. I don't think I listed it.<br />
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Every cheese I eat when I go to Europe tastes better than the ones I eat here. Maybe because low-fat doesn't exist there.<br />
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<strong><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">FOCL</span></strong><br />
First of all, thank you for the unsolicited information regarding your level of cheese enjoyment as a function of your location. I find that type of thing extremely interesting. I really enjoy watching baseball in Japan. <br />
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Now let's get down to brass tacks about this cheese plate deal. If I understand correctly, approximately 5/7 of each name of all the cheeses is written on the rounded edge of the plates. For example, "<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">mozzare</span>", "<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">gruye</span>" or "<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">nster</span>"... and so on. I guess that makes a lot more sense.<br />
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Also, there is a new plate on the table now... "a large serving plate on which to hold cheeses and crackers" you say. So, are the original plates not suitable for holding cheeses and crackers, and if not, what IS their function? Also, what fraction of the cracker names are written on the outer edge of the large serving plates?<br />
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I am hoping we can clear up these issues soon.<br />
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<strong>Response</strong><br />
The large plate is the serving platter. The smaller ones are for your guests.<br />
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You are very funny. Are you a stand-up comedian, a writer, or a NYC teacher? Or, if you are discussing "issues," maybe you are a therapist.<br />
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My boyfriend is a CPA. I can have him calculate the percentage of each cheese name down to decimal places......<br />
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<strong><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">FOCL</span></strong><br />
I am funny aren't I? I should have a blog in which I harass, for no real reason, people selling things on <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">Craigslist</span>. I would call it <a href="http://www.foundoncraigslist.com/">http://www.foundoncraigslist.com/</a> . Good idea?<br />
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BTW, are you implying that there is a CPA that has talked to a girl?With Intenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06809247843498126865noreply@blogger.com0