Hi There, 

I saw your ad on Craigslist for the Ikea Desk for $80. You mention that it is solid birch however this is not the case. Here is a link to the desk you are selling as you will see it is not solid birch and sells new for $39.99. So I just have a few questions: 

1) Why are you such a liar?

2) Would you accept $60?

3) Where can I pick it up?

Thanks!

Response

Any evening between 6:30 PM and 8:30 Pm will be fine with us.

Our final price will be $60.

FOCL

Tough call. I guess I have to decide if "a few minor scratches" increases the value of something by 50%. I guess it does, right?

OK I’m in. Can we meet at an Ikea? 

Ikea PELLO Armchair - $40

Ikea PELLO Armchair

Yog fika,

I saw your ad on Craigslist for the Ikea PELLO Armchair http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/hsh/2167769311.html. I am not sure if this is your intention or not, but I thought you should know that "PELLO armchair" loosely translates from Swedish into English as "Rapist's armchair". As you can imagine this is very offensive to Swedish people who may read the advert. Please change the posting and let me know when you have finished.

Good köttbullar to you,
Kjell

Stool - $19

Stool

Hi there,

I saw your ad on Craigslist for "Stool" http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/hsh/2139587321.html. I was wondering if you could describe it a little better? Colour, texture, is it solid etc...

Thanks.

Response
It appears to be leather. A dark greeny, black, brown colour. Pretty solid but has a bit of squish to it. What else do you want to know?

Cheers

FOCL
Greeny? Is it your stool, and if so do you maintain a reasonably healthy diet?

Response
Bahahahha.

Nice.

Moving out sale - $5

Moving out sale

Hi There!

I saw your ad on Craig's List for the moving out sale and the photos of the wonderful items http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/for/1096712445.html .I see the photo of the leather foot and the stool. You have listed the price as -Leather foot stool 30.00. However, I am only interested in purchasing the leather foot shown at the bottom of the photo. What is the price if I don't want the stool?

Thanks,