Wednesday, May 20, 2009

☼☼6-8yrsOld boy wedding suit.Canon camcorder - $35

☼☼6-8yrsOld boy wedding suit.Canon camcorder


I saw your ad on craig's list for the ☼☼6-8yrsOld boy wedding suit.Canon camcorder. Now I am neither a sales expert nor a this-sounds-creepy expert, but I would suggest splitting this into two separate postings.


Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Large Asian Teapot - $40

Large Asian Teapot

Good day.

I saw your posting on Craig's List reading "Large Asian Teapot" . As a Large-Asian-Canadian I am outraged that you would make a joke like that in a public forum. I thought that referring to L.A.s as "teapots" ended in the 50s but I guess I was wrong!

You should be ashamed.

PS: I guess that there is a small chance that you are actually just selling a teapot and are ignorant to the meaning of the term you have used. If this is the case please just post an apology on Craig's List and there will be no hard feelings.

Toaster Guy Responds

toaster for sale

FOCL received a response from the Toaster for Sale Craigslist seller.

May be I am too good to think about others.

So here is the deal we meet and we toast the slice of bread if toaster is working then you pay me $15 other wise I am going to pay you $20.

What you think :)


Who pays for the bread?

Sunday, May 17, 2009

toaster for sale - $5

toaster for sale

Hi There,
I saw your ad on craigslist for the toaster for sale . Obviously when I saw it I became very excited, a toaster like that could easily go for 20-25% more than your asking price. Then I thought "is this too good to be true?". Maybe so. Could you please toast a few slices of bread in the toaster and then send me a couple of photos of the toast so that I know it works?


PS: Do NOT just photoshop deep rich golden brown colouring onto a photo of un-toasted bread. I will know.