Saturday, February 28, 2009

Experienced litigator willing to barter services for a good van

Experienced litigator willing to barter services for a good van


I saw your ad on Criag's List offering your litigation services in exchange for a van . What a great idea!

To answer your questions:

i) The van is a 2007 Toyota Prius with 18k miles; and

ii) my legal problems are that I am being charged with stealing a 2007 Toyota Prius.

Please let me know if you would prefer another type of van. I hope we can work something out.

Friday, February 27, 2009

Complete set of Knives and 2 Bow and Arrows

Complete set of Knives and 2 Bow and Arrows


I saw your ad on craig's list for the knives and bows . I think that this is the type of set that I am looking for, since I am frequently attacked by video game dragons.

Does it come with any spells?

Thursday, February 26, 2009

We learn more about Quantum Biofeedback

(Our emails are marked "FOCL", theirs "SCQB")

Thank-you for your inquiry. I think we might be able to help you. I can design a protocol specifically for "writer's block". Its probably best if you call me and I can answer any questions you might have.

Hi Dr.

Right now I am not able to call because I am in Switzerland for a couple of weeks, but I do live in Toronto. I guess I was just wondering how this system works. I guess you use some kind of machine. Does this machine use electricity or something else? How does it work on something like a whole person? I always thought that quantum physics was for very small things, like atoms or clarks.

There are 5 different contact points that we attach the system to -- the head, the wrists and ankles. Yes, the system appears to run on electricity....there is a device called the SCIO which is attached to a laptop computer. The rubber straps come out of the SCIO. I say it appears to run on electricity because the voltage is almost undetectable and therefore non-invasive to the body. In a 3 minute test it sends out 10,000 beneficial homeopathic frequencies. The body has an incredible intelligence and will absorb what it needs. Therefore, if the frequency of (for example) vitamin C doesn't come back to the computer in a full loop then we know the body has absorbed this energy and is deficient in this nutrient. Does this make sense?

Quantum Biofeedback really utilizes quantum energy which much more subtle and natural than the energy we call electricity. It is the energy that is all around us. The system is very advanced. That being said, it is FDA approved and recognized by Health Canada as a medical device.

I hope I have answered your questions.

Blessings to you,

PS I appreciate the compliment title of doctor, but as you know I am not a medical doctor. I'm a Certified Biofeedback Technician, Reiki Master and soon to become Registered Holistic Nutritionist.

OK that sounds great. I am surprised to hear that there are 10000 vitamin frequencies, I thought there were just a few, A,B,B7,E the usual ones.

Anyway I just saw that you offer Distance Therapy! That is amazing. But could it work as far away as Switzerland?Also on your website it says:

"Because of the nature of energetic therapy, it is also very effective when done at a distance. If you wonder how this works, think of your cell phone. It has a specific number or "frequency" that rings when it is called. There are no wires or visible connections.Your body also has a very specific frequency. After obtaining and inputting specific information that we gather from you (such as your address and date/place of birth), we can connect with you vibrationally, on what we call a "subspace" level. This can only be done effectively when you have asked for the distant session and are open to it."

This is really great idea but here is my concern: Once you guys have my frequency you can help me out by sending the waves and then I will pick them up. But, you then will have a record of personal frequency and what is stopping you then from controlling me with it? I could be anywhere in the world and there is nothing I could do. But I guess I can trust you?

Anyway, how much info do you need in order to get my frequency? Just address and date/place of birth?


PS: I don't have a paypal account do you accept credit cards?

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Spiritual Cleansing with Quantum Biofeedback

Spiritual Cleansing with Quantum Biofeedback

Good day,

I saw your ad on Craig's List for Spiritual Cleansing with Quantum Biofeedback .

I think that this may be the type of thing I am looking for. I am a writer and I am experiencing what we call "writer's block". However even just reading about the service you provide gives me some hope, but I was hoping you could help even more of course.I looked at your website but it all seems very sciency and confusing to me. Could you explain to how this works in layperson's terms?

Thanks so much,

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Stella Beer Glass Market Heats Up

There have been significant developments since we first posted about the Stella Artois beer glasses for sale in Toronto. [-ed]

Seller's respons:
Hi ,
I live in the Annex (Spadina & Bloor). Yeah, you're right about LCBO selling them for $6.95. I'll sell the glasses to you for $10.
FOCL Proposal:

I appreiciate you offering to lower the price but let's not be too hasty here. After sending you my last email I did a little research and it seems as though there is a market for these items at a much higher price in Pheonix. See in which this shrewd business person is selling these at $100USD for six!

So here is my proposal: You procure as many of these as you can at the liquor store. Then you ship them to Phoenix to the guy down there to sell them. I will dispose of the beer which comes with them and we will split the profits three ways 50:50:50. What do you think? I have BCC'd the vedor in Pheonix on this too.


Doll or Dog Bed - $17

Doll or Dog Bed


I saw your advert on craigslist for the Doll or Dog Bed . I think there is no way you could be wrong when you say: "...will be the talk of your house". But it is hard to get a sense of scale from the photo. Could you tell me which dog you think would fit best in the bed:A) Brussels GriffonB) KomondorC) Ibizan Hound I have attached a photo to help you decide. What would be great also would be if you could take a few photos with different sized dogs in the bed so I could see for myself.

Thanks in advance,

Dead, evicerated clown - $10

~ CLOWN ~ Black & White (grey) ~ KLEENEX BOX Decor Cover ~

Hi there,

I saw your ad for the ~ CLOWN ~ Black & White (grey) ~ KLEENEX BOX Decor Cover ~ on craig's list . I agree that he is very "cute" I am just wondering why you would part with this precious little guy? Also, I was wondering if you could include a short video of a kleenex being removed from him, just to ensure that they come out hassle free.

Thanks so much!