Friday, June 5, 2009

Black Capped Chickapee Figurine & Eagle Figurine - $2


Black Capped Chickapee Figurine & Eagle Figurine

Hi there fellow bird (figurine) lover,

I saw your ad on craigslist for the Black Capped Chickapee Figurine & Eagle Figurine for sale for $2 for the lot http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/mss/hsh/1186278333.html . You mentioned that if I "want more infor or pics" I could email you. That is great because I am not a sucker and I am not about to fork over my hard earned money (and I assure you I work VERY hard for my money) after seeing just 3 photos and a certificate. Please send me:

A close up photos of the eagle's talons
Below wing photos of the eagle's right and also left wing
Two photos (one front and one back) of the Black Capped Chickapee's flowery perch
A scan of the certificate (both sides), and
A birds-eye-view photo of each bird's eyes.

Thanks!

PS: I couple of words about how you got them would also be great.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

CLOCK MADE FROM TRUNK OF TREE - $70


CLOCK MADE FROM TRUNK OF TREE

Good evening,

I saw your ad on Craig's List for the CLOCK MADE FROM TRUNK OF TREE. You mention that it is "a wonderful conversation piece". At first I thought, "Ya of course it is" then I thought some more and realized that the only conversation I could think of would go like this:

Guest: Hey is that clock made from trunk of tree?
Me: Yes.
Awkward silence...

If that is it I am not sure I would call it "a wonderful conversation piece". Could you please send me a transcript from a conversation which has progressed a little further than that?

Thanks so much,

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

FITNESS INSTRUCTOR - FITNESS INSTRUCTOR in Scarborough


FITNESS INSTRUCTOR - FITNESS INSTRUCTOR in Scarborough

Hi,

I saw your ad for the FITNESS INSTRUCTOR - FITNESS INSTRUCTOR in Scarborough.
Question: What can you bench?
Answer: Less than me.

You should probably bulk up a little then re-post, you are embarrassing yourself.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Jumper Saddle,girth and breast collar - $300


Jumper Saddle,girth and breast collar

Hi,

I saw your ad ("Jumper Saddle,girth and breast collar - $300 (Toronto)", http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/for/1199692996.html) for the BDSM offered. I am very interested and I can host. $300 sounds a little expensive, how long is each session?

Thanks,

PS Safe-word and drug and disease free a MUST!

Response
Not sure what you mean. I am selling a saddle and don't know what hosting a BDSM is. I think that you are replying to the wrong add.

TC

FOCL
OK I get it (WINK!). You have no idea that BDSM stands for bondage, discipline, sadism and masochism... me either (DOUBLE WINK!). I bet that a "breast collar - horse size" is for a horse and "size: 16 wide tree" isn't a reference to my junk! Anyway I like the teasing... let's get together and have an "innocent" exchange of the articles you are selling on craig's list, shall we??

Response
Sorry to disappoint but this REALLY is a saddle for a horse - you know, 4 legs, mane and tail - just as shown in the picture on the ad. But thanks for teaching me what BDSM means, you learn something new everyday.

FOCL
OK , you can bring the horse.

Monday, June 1, 2009

Typodont for sale - $300


Typodont for sale

YO!
I saw your ad on Craigslist for the Typodont for sale http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/for/1184252644.html . That typodont is SICK. I have never seen such a sick typodont. I think that it is obvious that a typodont like that is going to come with an "attachment for corner of table" but I was just wondering what items are included in the "etc"?

Thanks,

Response
"etc" meaning the attachment and typodont come apart and there are some bolts that hold it together... Interested?

FOCL
I don't think that is what "etc" means.