Friday, January 7, 2011

Scenic Antler Sculpture - $16

Scenic Antler Sculpture

Hi there nature lover.

I saw your ad on Craigslist for the Scenic Antler Sculpture http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/hsh/2142504721.html. In your ad you say, "From the heart of a cleverly fashioned replica antler, an intrinctly carved panel depicts a moose and his mate as they traverse a tranquil forest glen".

Don't you worry that displaying this will send a message to the other mooses that it is ok for them to choose this type of lifestyle? Next thing you know they will want to get married and then there goes the sanctity of traditional moose marriage.

Ya know?

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Shhh...The Garden is Sleeping Garden Stone and Key Hider - $7

Shhh...The Garden is Sleeping Garden Stone and Key Hider

Well hi there.

I saw you ad on Craigslist entitled "Shhh...The Garden is Sleeping Garden Stone and Key Hider" http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/hsh/2142414141.html. I was wondering if you have other fake rocks to hide keys in that have different inscriptions that make as much sense as "Shhh...The Garden is Sleeping"? Maybe "Arrgg... my foot is a librarian" or "Whaaa... gravity is dark blue"? Anyways, let me know.

Thanks,

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

the professor dish

the professor dish

Hi there,

I saw your ad on Craigslist for "the professor dish" http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/hsh/2140736753.html. Your ad reads in its entirety: "the professor dish edwin m knowles is in excellent condition. all authentic paper work in it. numbered as well. " and has no picture.

I just wanted to say that you are magically gifted at painting a mental picture and that it is abundantly clear what you are selling. Some people would have just stopped at "the professor dish" but you went the extra mile to ensure that we knew what we would be getting.

Kudos!

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Stool - $19

Stool

Hi there,

I saw your ad on Craigslist for "Stool" http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/hsh/2139587321.html. I was wondering if you could describe it a little better? Colour, texture, is it solid etc...

Thanks.

Response
It appears to be leather. A dark greeny, black, brown colour. Pretty solid but has a bit of squish to it. What else do you want to know?

Cheers

FOCL
Greeny? Is it your stool, and if so do you maintain a reasonably healthy diet?

Response
Bahahahha.

Nice.