Blanket Holder / Rack - $15

Blanket Holder / Rack

Hi,

I saw your ad on Craigslist for the Blanket Holder http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/hsh/1319472076.html .

I think it is really nice and reasonably priced but I was just wondering what it is, because there is obviously no such thing as a blanket holder.

Thanks,

Blinds for a large window - $10

Blinds for a large window

FOCL
Hi I saw your ad on craigslist for the Venetian Blinds http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/hsh/1318195053.html . Do you know how to make a Venetian Blind?

Response
No, I don't know if my blinds are technically "venetian". I'm just selling them because I'm moving away.

Thanks,

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Two Sided Blanket - $5

Two Sided Blanket

Hi There,

I saw your ad on Craigslist for the Two Sided Blanket http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/bra/hsh/1318473696.html . I am very interested in this. So many times it happens that I go buy a blanket at a reputable blanket store or emporium and then when I get home: BAM, it's a one sided blanket! I wouldn't mind too much but I can never figure out if they have given me the top or the bottom. Anyhoo, could you provide me with some sort of proof that this blanket does indeed have two sides before I buy it?

Thanks,

Every Thing Just For $ 2 - $2 (bramalea/sandalwood)

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