girls cream colour bedroom - $50

girls cream colour bedroom

Hi There,

I saw your ad on craigslist entitled "girls cream colour bedroom" http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/yrk/fuo/1573055212.html. It must be a really nice "colour bedroom".

Steuben Glass Toad/Frog Figurine/Hand Cooler - $50

Steuben Glass Toad/Frog Figurine/Hand Cooler

Hello,

So here I was on craigslist sweat pouring from my palms sifting through the dozens of hand coolers looking for the perfect one and then, BOOM along comes the Steuben Glass Toad/Frog Figurine/Hand Cooler http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/clt/1546568035.html .

You mention that "a 'charmed' symbol of magical transformation and the redeeming power of love, the frog is also considered to be the patron of childbirth." Obviously I already knew that, but you also mention that it might be a toad, which is not a charmed symbol of the redeeming power of love, nor is it the patron of childbirth. No, the toad is a symbol rage and unemployment and the patron of genital warts. Also you mention that it may not be a hand cooler at all, but rather a figurine. I think you need to clarify because I want to be relaxing at home with hands like ice blocks enjoying the redemption of love and surrounded by new-borns, not out of a job with sweaty, greasy hands and an STD with nary a baby in sight.

Know what I mean?

Instant pasta maker, five bowl pasta set, rainbow espresso set etc - $5

Instant pasta maker, five bowl pasta set, rainbow espresso set etc

Hi There,
I saw your ad on craigslist for the Instant pasta maker http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/drh/hsh/1549549884.html.

In your ad you say "just add boiling water and watch it cook". I never thought I would live to see the day when we had the technology to cook pasta using only boiling water. Sounds too good to be true, do you know how it works?

Cheers,

Beautiful Asian Platters - $20

Beautiful Asian Platters

Hey,

Saw your ad on craigslist for the Beautiful Asian Platters http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/hsh/1551728026.html. Your ad says "Let me know if you are interested!"

I am not.

Cheers,

Computer for sale - $350

Computer for sale

Hi there fellow computer user,

I saw your ad on craigslist for the Computer for sale http://montreal.en.craigslist.ca/sys/1538363640.html. At first I thought that I should buy a new computer, maybe something like this full desk top package from Best Buy which comes with a 18.5" flat screen monitor, 3GB of RAM (whatever a GB is??), a 380GB hard drive and Windows 7 all for $329.00.

But then I saw your ad. Sure your computer is $30 more, but by mass you are offering probably 5 times more monitor. You are offering Windows 98 which is 91 more units of Windows, AND the one at Best Buy doesn't even have a floppy disk drive.

So I guess if people want less monitor and fewer Windows and believe in GBs they can "save" 30 bucks, but for me, I will continue to get my deals on craigslist. Do you have a pager number I can reach you at?

Cheers,

Beautiful golden Angels Clock - $30

Beautiful golden Angels Clock

Hi There,

I saw your ad on Craig's List for the Beautiful golden Angels Clock http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/bra/hsh/1504272578.html . I just thought you should know that you are using the world "beautiful" incorrectly.

Cheers,

FEMALE BUST - $50

FEMALE BUST - $50

Hi there,

I see that you have posted the same ad at least six times on craigslist in the past month for the FEMALE BUST (most recently http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/hsh/1516885250.html). I was just wondering, do you ever think "Maybe I am asking too much for it" or "Maybe nobody wants the ridiculous thing" or "Maybe I don't use the word 'bust' correctly"?

Just wondering.

Response
maybe this has NOTHING to do with you.maybe you should go f..yourself.maybe...