Friday, May 29, 2009

great screw driver set - $2


great screw driver set$2

FOCL
Good day,

I saw that you are selling a great screw driver set for $2 http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/hsh/1188872040.html . I was just wondering, can I just have it for free please?

Thanks,

Seller
thanks for email.
sorry it is $2. this will be part of my transportation fee.
pls consider it with $2. thanks

FOCL
Well the subway is $2.75 so why don't I come pick them up and you will be up 75 cents and I will be up 3 screwdrivers and nobody gets screwed (except all those SCREWS!! LOL).

Seller
i am sorry but i got another email from someone who wants this with $2.
so, i will sell this person.
sorry about that.

take care

FOCL
$2.01

Seller
ok,,,,,, fair enough. $2.01
can i see you tomorrow 10am-530pm in downtown?
what time is good for u?

FOCL
Wait a minute... I'm no rocket surgeon but I have been thinking a little bit and it seems a little fishy that you posted this ad 3 days ago and got no offers and then 5 mins after we started the communicate you received an offer for the full asking price??? Could you please forward me the offer which you received? Thanks.

Seller
ok. if u say so, i dont wanna sell such a picky person.
sorry about that.
i got emails from other persons. so i decided to talk to them.
i decided not to sell u.

sorry , but good night

FOCL
OK OK.

I guess I should not have kicked a gift horse in the mouth. $2.01, let's do it.
Please.

Seller
no no. sorry. but i have decided. i dont wanna make trouble with strangers.
moreover, i am not in a hurry to sell it.
so, i will contact other person.sorry about that.
take care.

FOCL
$2.50?

Thursday, May 28, 2009

100,000 hockey cards - $500


100,000 hockey cards

FOCL
Hi I saw your ad on Craig's List for the 100,000 hockey cards for sale http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/clt/1192396717.html .
Who ya got?

mintsales
it is a bulk lot from 1989-1999
commons thank you

FOCL
Ya but which players?

mintsales
They are various players , They are not star cards
If there is a certain player you need who is a better player i likely have lots of that player for sale
These cards at one half cent per card- are just common players

FOCL
OK I will take one. Give me Kimbi Daniels from his 1990-91 season with the Flyers. Should I send a cheque? Thanks!

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Bong For Sale - $220




Bong For Sale

FOCL
Hi,

I saw your ad on Craig's List for the Bong For Sale. You mention that it was "only used once". If you think that someone is going to pay 220 bucks for your used bong I think it has been used more than once.

Bong-Seller
It has only been used once and was cleaned with isopropyl, and looks brand new, what you saw in the pictures was fingerprints on the glass. Are you interested in buying this bong?

FOCL
You didn't post photos... someone has been hitting that bong more than "only once" I guess Mr. Forgetful.

Bong-Seller
are you interested in buying it or not?

FOCL
Can you send me a photo?

Bong-Seller
http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-other-Bong-For-Sale-roor-W0QQAdIdZ129912431
there are a few photos on this ad on kijiji

FOCL
In your ad you say "Worth $345, check any store in Toronto". I just checked in a store in Toronto and they had no idea how much you bong is worth. Should I check any specific stores?

Bong-Seller
If you know anything about bongs, you know RooR is one of the best bongs on the market. Google it, or go to Jupiter(downtown) or THC(downtown) and ask them how much a beaker bottom RooR is...the price will be double what I am asking. $220 for a RooR is an extremely low price.If you want to make me an offer, let me know.

FOCL
hey I just called Jupiter they seem to agree with that price range. But if I know you as well as I think I do, you will settle for a plate of microwaved nachos instead of money... right Mr Munchie?

Sunday, May 24, 2009

ADORABLE WATERFRONT HOME - $295,000


ADORABLE WATERFRONT HOME

Hi there,

I saw your ad on Craig's List for the ADORABLE WATERFRONT HOME (in upstate New York) http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/for/1186392157.html . I have been looking for a place in that area for a while but have found it hard to find anything. Do you think that there is not much for sale or that people are just stupid and don't know that the obvious place to sell a house in Parma NY is in the General For Sale section of Craig's List Toronto, Canada?

Cheers,