Fax Machine - $25

Fax Machine

Hi there,

I saw your ad on Craigslist for the Fax Machine http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/rds/hsh/2307594248.html. You mention that it comes with extra paper rolls. YOU MENTION THAT IT COMES WITH EXTRA PAPER ROLLS! You are selling a fax machine that takes paper rolls (or trying to at least). Here's what I want you to do: After reading this email and going home from the library computers, I want you to go over to a mirror and look into it and say: "I am trying to sell a fax machine that takes paper rolls." If you didn't hear yourself you should turn down Huey Lewis's album Sports and repeat this until you realize that it is 2011.

Just kidding. It sounds great. Is the price negotiable?

coffee grinder - doesn't work

coffee grinder - doesn't work

Hi there,

I saw your ad on Craigslist for the coffee grinder -- doesn't work http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/rds/zip/2303980532.html. You have it listed in the free stuff section. I am OBVIOUSLY interested in it since you mention that it "worked perfectly, until it quit", but I feel bad taking it for free. I was thinking that I could offer you something of equal value. Let me think... I've got it. Why don't you come all the way across town and remove some of the garbage from MY house? That way it is fair. I was thinking maybe the pile of discarded Kraft Singles wrappers I have next to my bed. What do you think?

Just kidding of course. When can I come get this little gem?