Saturday, December 19, 2009

Broken Dust Buster - $10

Broken Dust Buster

Hi there,

I saw your ad on craigslist for the Broken Dust Buster . In your ad you say "*turns on but only for a second *other than that still in good condition".

I think it sounds like a great deal but I am just wondering how I can be sure that, other than not being able to perform the sole task for which it was designed (and presumably purchased), it is in "good condition"? I guess I can assume that the interior is relatively dust free, but can you send me some proof of its condition? Maybe a photo of it quietly taking up some space which could otherwise be filled with something which has a use?

Get back to me soon because I am very excited!

Friday, December 18, 2009

Quality Area RUGS - $25

Quality Area RUGS - $25

Hi there,

I saw your posting on Craig's List "Quality Area RUGS - $25 - $10000 (AGAIN???)" .

In your ad you seem to be making fun of someone who is selling rugs. You say:

"My goodness.....I have not seen such ugly rugs since.....well.....the last time you posted them,......yesterday. Why is it the people who post most frequently are the one's with the ugliest, most over-priced stuff to sell? Tell you pay me $50 and I will pick up these rugs and deliver them to the dump......K? BTW........what do you think......posting it in "household" one day and "furniture" the next is going to make your ugly rugs sell any quicker. There is a section for your is called "FREE" "

I don't think that it is right to make fun of strangers just because YOU happen to think that what they are selling is ridiculous. What kind of person does that????

For shame,

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

12 Drinking glasses - never used - $5

12 Drinking glasses - never used

I saw your ad on craigslist for the 12 Drinking glasses - never used They look super great but I just have one question: What the heck is all over your hands that you made a "never used" glass that filthy while trying to take a photo of it? Are you a purveyor of unpackaged butter?

Anyway I can't wait to take that first golden brown sip of water. Are they still available?


Tuesday, December 15, 2009

** Baking 101 20 pcs Baking Set - NEW IN BOX - $15

** Baking 101 20 pcs Baking Set - NEW IN BOX

Hi There,

I saw your ad on craigslist for the 10120 pcs baking set I think that $15 is a super price for that many baking set pieces that's for sure, but the problem is that I only have $10 dollars to spend on baking set pieces right now so I was wondering of you would consider breaking up the set.

Maybe I could get just a few thousand pieces for my $10? I would really appreciate it. Also, I am probably not as avid a baker as you are as I really can't imagine needing more than 5 or 6 thousands baking set pieces anyway (except around Christmas I guess). Anyway let me know.


Since sending this email, the seller has edited the title of their craiglist post. It was funnier before they added the brackets. -ed

Monday, December 14, 2009

New Delonghi 4 Slice Toaster - $8

New Delonghi 4 Slice Toaster

Hello there,
I saw your ad on craigslist for the New Delonghi 4 Slice Toaster .
You say that you got it as a gift and you are selling it just because "its not working properly". Obviously I am interested, if it is a real Delonghi for only 8 bucks. I am not stupid enough to not buy a toaster just because it doesn't work.

Now I am no toaster genius or nothing but do you think that it may work better if you put the stuff inside the toaster instead of just resting it on that thing on the top. Just asking.

Anyway let me know if it is still available. Also, I was wondering if you would be willing to trade for something of mine that doesn't work... my husband maybe??? BAHAHAHA. Just kidding. I do have a microwave in similar condition (meaning when I rest crap on top of it is doesn't get hot) let me know if you will consider a trade.