Friday, March 20, 2009




I saw your ad on Craig's List for the Medievil Weapons . You say that you are selling "a 'smaller' size ordament crossbow, a sword( well over 4ft), a turtle and a pihranna." All of these sound great!

I was just wondering if the picture on the bottom is the smaller' size ordament crossbow, the sword( well over 4ft), the turtle or the pihranna.


PS: Not everyone knows that turtles and pihranna where used as weapons in medievil times.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

apartment needed in exgange for french conversation

apartment needed in exgange for french conversation


I saw your ad on craigslist for the apartment needed in exgange for french conversation . This sounds like a great deal, all I have to do is pay your rent and you will talk to me???? I feel like I would be taking advantage of you. Maybe you should drive my car too, just to make it fair.

Avec mes meilleurs salutations,

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Contest Update

Our best comment contest wrapped up on March 14. Our judges are in the process of reviewing the literally dozens (ok 13) comments that were submitted and a winner will be announced soon.

Of course it is still possible to influence the judges' decision as they are completely unscrupulous.

Nautical Theme Key Holder - $5

I was your ad on Criagslist for the Nautical theme key holder I am in the market for a new key holder and this looks like it could be the one. I especially like how wonderfully nautical it is. I assume you have been storing boat keys in it (what else would you put in it? It is SO nautical). Anyway just wondering if you could send me a few pics of it with some boat keys in it so I can get a feel for how it works.


Would you like to pick up the item this evening?

Would you like to send me a photo of it with some boat keys in it?

As mentioned I no longer have a boat therefore no keys.

Actually, I don't think I would recognize boat keys anyway. So just use any keys and I will "assume" that they are boat keys WINK !
PS: DO NOT use bicycle lock keys, I know what those look like.

Sorry I do not have any keys.

I guess that explains why you are selling the key holder.Do you know anyone that has keys you could borrow for a few minutes?

Do you live in futuristic house in which everything is voice activated including the locks and car? If so, are you worried that your exact-voice-double is walking through the streets yelling "Unlock front door!" and "Start car!", and that one day he/she will walk by your house and you will lose all of the futuristic beeping items that you have worked so hard to acquire?

Sorry to make you worry but I think that these are things you should consider.Anyway let me know about the photo with borrowed keys -- hopefully of the boat variety :)

Friends do not have keys either, we are all minimalists

Do you want it or not?

While I do not doubt that you and your friends do not have keys, I don't think that I would call a group of people with voice activated cars and front doors "minimalists".

OK, how about just a reasonable drawing of a boat key taped to it?
Then I will buy it FOR SURE!!