***MEDIEVIL WEAPONS*** - $20

***MEDIEVIL WEAPONS***

Hi,

I saw your ad on Craig's List for the Medievil Weapons http://calgary.en.craigslist.ca/for/1074550371.html . You say that you are selling "a 'smaller' size ordament crossbow, a sword( well over 4ft), a turtle and a pihranna." All of these sound great!

I was just wondering if the picture on the bottom is the smaller' size ordament crossbow, the sword( well over 4ft), the turtle or the pihranna.

Cheers,

PS: Not everyone knows that turtles and pihranna where used as weapons in medievil times.

apartment needed in exgange for french conversation

apartment needed in exgange for french conversation

Bonjour,

I saw your ad on craigslist for the apartment needed in exgange for french conversation http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/bar/1071501179.html . This sounds like a great deal, all I have to do is pay your rent and you will talk to me???? I feel like I would be taking advantage of you. Maybe you should drive my car too, just to make it fair.

Avec mes meilleurs salutations,

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Nautical Theme Key Holder - $5

FOCL
Ahoy!
I was your ad on Criagslist for the Nautical theme key holder http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/mss/hsh/1076107000.html. I am in the market for a new key holder and this looks like it could be the one. I especially like how wonderfully nautical it is. I assume you have been storing boat keys in it (what else would you put in it? It is SO nautical). Anyway just wondering if you could send me a few pics of it with some boat keys in it so I can get a feel for how it works.

Thanks.

Response
Would you like to pick up the item this evening?

FOCL
Would you like to send me a photo of it with some boat keys in it?

Response
As mentioned I no longer have a boat therefore no keys.

FOCL
Actually, I don't think I would recognize boat keys anyway. So just use any keys and I will "assume" that they are boat keys WINK !

PS: DO NOT use bicycle lock keys, I know what those look like.

Response
Sorry I do not have any keys.

FOCL
NO KEYS???
I guess that explains why you are selling the key holder.Do you know anyone that has keys you could borrow for a few minutes?

Do you live in futuristic house in which everything is voice activated including the locks and car? If so, are you worried that your exact-voice-double is walking through the streets yelling "Unlock front door!" and "Start car!", and that one day he/she will walk by your house and you will lose all of the futuristic beeping items that you have worked so hard to acquire?

Sorry to make you worry but I think that these are things you should consider.Anyway let me know about the photo with borrowed keys -- hopefully of the boat variety :)

Response
Friends do not have keys either, we are all minimalists

Do you want it or not?

FOCL
While I do not doubt that you and your friends do not have keys, I don't think that I would call a group of people with voice activated cars and front doors "minimalists".

OK, how about just a reasonable drawing of a boat key taped to it?
Then I will buy it FOR SURE!!