Mirror - $15

Mirror

Hi there,

I saw your ad (with photo) of the mirror for sale on craig's list http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/mss/for/1146646918.html . Either your mirror does not work at all or you are a vampire. Which is it?

Response
It does work so if you are interested write back.

FOCL
OMG... I know what that means!

Response
Hey There,

I am trying to sell a mirror here, that's it, either you want to buy it or not. If you want to play these games go talk to someone else.

FOCL
Are you willing to meet outside during the day? Maybe at a garlic factory?

Response

get a life!

4 containers of dried prunes (d'agent) - $3.200

4 containers of dried prunes (d'agent)

Hi,

I saw your ad on Craig's List for the four containers of dried prunes http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/for/1142478335.html .

You say that you have 4 containers with 22000 kg of dried prunes in each which you are selling for $3.200 US per ton (I assume you mean US ton or 907kg), and that there are between 80 - 110 prunes per 950 grams. I guess this means that you are selling $310474.09 US of prunes on Craig's List (good idea BTW) ... OR ... I was mistaken when I read $3.200/ton as $3200/ton and you are actually selling 88000kg of prunes for about 300 bucks. If this is the case then I will purchase them sight unseen because I think that is a pretty good price for between 7.4 and 10.2 million prunes.

Cheers,

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baby lionhead rabbit needs new home!! - adorable must see!! - $20

baby lionhead rabbit needs new home!! - adorable must see!!

Hi,

I saw your ad on Craigslist for the baby lionhead rabbit http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/for/1120895412.html . I am not sure how stupid you think the craigslist community is but I think it is pretty clear that that thing has the head of a bunny not the head of a lion. All you have done is combed his hair up so it looks like a mane. You are humiliating him, and yourself.

I will give you $5 for this BUNNYhead rabbit.

Response
I think you just proved to me how stupid the Craiglist community is. You should look up Lionhead rabbits, as they are a new breed of rabbits that comes with a mane. There are two types of Lionheads, single and double mane. The one I have is single mane which does not appear to look like a full mane, but if that's what you want you can go find a double mane lionhead. Next time get your facts right before lashing out at other people with your ignorance.

FOCL
Your rabbit hates you.

2 Beautiful Kittens (brothers) - $20

2 Beautiful Kittens (brothers)

Hi,

I saw your ad on Craigslist for 2 Beautiful Kittens (brothers) http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/yrk/for/1121717492.html .

That's racist.

Stud Service

Stud Service

Hi there,

I saw your ad on Craig's List for the Stud Service http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/for/1115041651.html . I am interested in breeding my Husky as well but there is one small problem... my dog refuses to use what is commonly know as the "doggy style" position. All the other studding service providers I have contacted have insisted on this one position. Is your dog willing to try other positions? Even just a "single lotus" or "cobra spike" position would be fine.

Please let me know.

BARK,

Handmade Bachelorette Party Favor Soaps

Handmade Bachelorette Party Favor Soaps

Hi There,

I saw your ad for the Party Favor soaps on Craig's List http://newyork.craigslist.org/jsy/for/1110092625.html . I would like to order some for party favors for my 6 year old. She and her friends would really get a kick out of funny rocket ship soap. I just want to make sure that they are non-toxic since they are for six year-olds and I am sure one or two of them may put one in their mouth.

Cheers,

Response
Hi
The soap is non-toxic so no worries there. But you do know that these soaps are for adults
that they are "Penis" "Pecker" shaped soaps.
Hope this helps!

FOCL
Now I am not sure if you have children or not but I AM very sure that the rocket ship soaps would be much more appropriate for children than these so called "pecker" soaps you mention! Please try to stay on topic, you are not being very professional.