CLOCK MADE FROM TRUNK OF TREE - $70

CLOCK MADE FROM TRUNK OF TREE

Good evening,

I saw your ad on Craig's List for the CLOCK MADE FROM TRUNK OF TREE. You mention that it is "a wonderful conversation piece". At first I thought, "Ya of course it is" then I thought some more and realized that the only conversation I could think of would go like this:

Guest: Hey is that clock made from trunk of tree?
Me: Yes.
Awkward silence...

If that is it I am not sure I would call it "a wonderful conversation piece". Could you please send me a transcript from a conversation which has progressed a little further than that?

Thanks so much,