Bong For Sale - $220

Bong For Sale

FOCL
Hi,

I saw your ad on Craig's List for the Bong For Sale. You mention that it was "only used once". If you think that someone is going to pay 220 bucks for your used bong I think it has been used more than once.

Bong-Seller
It has only been used once and was cleaned with isopropyl, and looks brand new, what you saw in the pictures was fingerprints on the glass. Are you interested in buying this bong?

FOCL
You didn't post photos... someone has been hitting that bong more than "only once" I guess Mr. Forgetful.

Bong-Seller
are you interested in buying it or not?

FOCL
Can you send me a photo?

Bong-Seller
http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-other-Bong-For-Sale-roor-W0QQAdIdZ129912431
there are a few photos on this ad on kijiji

FOCL
In your ad you say "Worth $345, check any store in Toronto". I just checked in a store in Toronto and they had no idea how much you bong is worth. Should I check any specific stores?

Bong-Seller
If you know anything about bongs, you know RooR is one of the best bongs on the market. Google it, or go to Jupiter(downtown) or THC(downtown) and ask them how much a beaker bottom RooR is...the price will be double what I am asking. $220 for a RooR is an extremely low price.If you want to make me an offer, let me know.

FOCL
hey I just called Jupiter they seem to agree with that price range. But if I know you as well as I think I do, you will settle for a plate of microwaved nachos instead of money... right Mr Munchie?

ADORABLE WATERFRONT HOME - $295,000

ADORABLE WATERFRONT HOME

Hi there,

I saw your ad on Craig's List for the ADORABLE WATERFRONT HOME (in upstate New York) http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/for/1186392157.html . I have been looking for a place in that area for a while but have found it hard to find anything. Do you think that there is not much for sale or that people are just stupid and don't know that the obvious place to sell a house in Parma NY is in the General For Sale section of Craig's List Toronto, Canada?

Cheers,

☼☼6-8yrsOld boy wedding suit.Canon camcorder - $35

☼☼6-8yrsOld boy wedding suit.Canon camcorder

Hi,

I saw your ad on craig's list for the ☼☼6-8yrsOld boy wedding suit.Canon camcorder. Now I am neither a sales expert nor a this-sounds-creepy expert, but I would suggest splitting this into two separate postings.

Cheers,

Large Asian Teapot - $40

Large Asian Teapot

Good day.

I saw your posting on Craig's List reading "Large Asian Teapot" http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/hsh/1169306530.html . As a Large-Asian-Canadian I am outraged that you would make a joke like that in a public forum. I thought that referring to L.A.s as "teapots" ended in the 50s but I guess I was wrong!

You should be ashamed.

PS: I guess that there is a small chance that you are actually just selling a teapot and are ignorant to the meaning of the term you have used. If this is the case please just post an apology on Craig's List and there will be no hard feelings.

Toaster Guy Responds

toaster for sale

FOCL received a response from the Toaster for Sale Craigslist seller.

Response:
May be I am too good to think about others.

So here is the deal we meet and we toast the slice of bread if toaster is working then you pay me $15 other wise I am going to pay you $20.

What you think :)

Regards

FOCL
Who pays for the bread?

toaster for sale - $5

toaster for sale

Hi There,
I saw your ad on craigslist for the toaster for sale http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/mss/hsh/1169675958.html . Obviously when I saw it I became very excited, a toaster like that could easily go for 20-25% more than your asking price. Then I thought "is this too good to be true?". Maybe so. Could you please toast a few slices of bread in the toaster and then send me a couple of photos of the toast so that I know it works?

Thanks,
Gabe

PS: Do NOT just photoshop deep rich golden brown colouring onto a photo of un-toasted bread. I will know.

Looking for a pug

Looking for a pug

Hi,

I saw on Craig's List that you are interested in finding a pug breeder http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/for/1164407857.html . I just want to warn you that I have looked around a lot in this city and it seems like every pug breeder only has defective short little fat dogs with tiny legs and smashed-in faces. I don't know who these people think they are fooling.

Just to let you know,