Looking for a pug

Looking for a pug

Hi,

I saw on Craig's List that you are interested in finding a pug breeder http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/for/1164407857.html . I just want to warn you that I have looked around a lot in this city and it seems like every pug breeder only has defective short little fat dogs with tiny legs and smashed-in faces. I don't know who these people think they are fooling.

Just to let you know,

Big Vase - $45

Big Vase

Hi There,

I saw your ad on craigslist for the "Big Vase" http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/for/1157481114.html . I was just wondering if you could provide me with some proof that you have not just built a miniature house to enclose a small vase, thus making it appear to be a BIG vase? Perhaps you could take a photo of it next to something which would be harder to counterfeit.

I guess the easiest thing to do would be to try to get a photo of the vase next to a celebrity of known size. That would be very hard to counterfeit. It seems as though you are in the Toronto, Canada region so perhaps Celine Dion or Bryan Adams would be best.

Cheers,

Response

if u could wait until next week we could bring in Bruce Willis or Clint Eastwood... lets us know so i can dismantle my miniture house, thx.

FOCL

You are funny. I am going to post your response on http://www.foundoncraigslist.com/

cake towels - $2

cake towels

Hi There,

I saw your ad on Craigslist for the cake towels for sale http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/for/1148916993.html . I just want to be clear on what I will be receiving. You see I have quite a bit of cake on me right now and I ordered some cake towels online. The problem is that these were towels made out of cake not towels for removing cake. I tried to do what I could with them but they just made the problem worse. So as long as these are traditional cake REMOVAL towels I am interested, but I can't handle any more cake on me right now, I JUST CAN'T HANDLE THAT!

Thanks,

KATHLEEN'S TEA-CUP READING.870 TAUNTON ROAD.WHITBY.EAST

KATHLEEN'S TEA-CUP READING.870 TAUNTON ROAD.WHITBY.EAST

Hi I saw your ad on craig's list for tea cup reading http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/mss/for/1149009829.html . You posted a photo of a tea cup, could you tell me what you would say about that one, just so I have an idea of what it is you do?

Thanks,

Response
hi.
I am psychic and do old time tea cup reading.each tea cup is different..you don't say anything to me and I read you and your cup..I do have over 25 years experience.it won't make sense by telling what is in the cup since it is not your,,hope that makes sense.What ever is going on with you it will show in your cup..the reading session is very private and one on one..hope this helps
..cheers

FOCL
Can you do the same thing by looking at other table scraps?

Response
hi.
No I do not read table scraps..I just read loose tea leafs..Not A Tea Bag..hope this help
cheers

FOCL
What about coffee grounds?

Response
hi..THE ONLY THING I READ IS LOOSE TEA LEAFS..NO COFFEE ROUNDS OR TABLE SCRAPS..THANKS..CHEERS

FOCL
Books?

Response
HI.BUSY FRIDAY NIGHT,,NO THANKSS TO BOOKS,,

FOCL
You don't read books?

Response
NOPE..JUST READ LOOSE TEA LEAFS FOR THE LAST TIME.

FOCL
I think at the very least you need to admit that you read emails as I am not sending you loose tea leafs.

Response
OK..I DO READ EMAILS..BUT I READ A GREAT LOOSE TEA LEAF.CHEERS AMIGO

FOCL
Cheers to you too Amiga.

PS: You should not have lied like that.

Mirror - $15

Mirror

Hi there,

I saw your ad (with photo) of the mirror for sale on craig's list http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/mss/for/1146646918.html . Either your mirror does not work at all or you are a vampire. Which is it?

Response
It does work so if you are interested write back.

FOCL
OMG... I know what that means!

Response
Hey There,

I am trying to sell a mirror here, that's it, either you want to buy it or not. If you want to play these games go talk to someone else.

FOCL
Are you willing to meet outside during the day? Maybe at a garlic factory?

Response

get a life!

4 containers of dried prunes (d'agent) - $3.200

4 containers of dried prunes (d'agent)

Hi,

I saw your ad on Craig's List for the four containers of dried prunes http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/for/1142478335.html .

You say that you have 4 containers with 22000 kg of dried prunes in each which you are selling for $3.200 US per ton (I assume you mean US ton or 907kg), and that there are between 80 - 110 prunes per 950 grams. I guess this means that you are selling $310474.09 US of prunes on Craig's List (good idea BTW) ... OR ... I was mistaken when I read $3.200/ton as $3200/ton and you are actually selling 88000kg of prunes for about 300 bucks. If this is the case then I will purchase them sight unseen because I think that is a pretty good price for between 7.4 and 10.2 million prunes.

Cheers,

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