vintage toilet paper holder UPDATES (They don't like us)

We received a response from the vintage toilet paper holder seller and they're not very impressed with FOCL.

VTPH:

I PAID $80.00 FOR THIS PIECE BACK AROUND 1980. WHAT DO YOU OFFER ?

FOCL:

That is what a lot of Craig's List people don't understand: If you buy something and then use it for a while (say 30ish years) it increases in value by about 25%. People are dumb.
PS: Do you wipe your bum in the kitchen or do you microwave in the bathroom?

VTPH:

yes

FOCL:

"Yes" you wipe in the kitchen or microwave in the bathroom?

VTPH:

your an idiot what kind of question is that grow up you loser.