Monday, September 21, 2015

High-End Rugs x 2 - $1000 - UPDATED

Hi There,

I saw your ad on Craigslist for the High-End Rugs x 2. After examining the one low quality picture you have posted of only one of the rugs (which appears to maybe have tire marks on it?) I have decided to purchase both rugs for the full asking price of $1000. Please let me know the best way to get your money to you.


It's not tire marks, just the pattern. Looks like new when vacuumed.

The second one that I didn't put a pic of yet is like new, in a room we don't use.
They're about $1200 each new. Not selling both for $1000, that is each.

If you're really interested, come take a look at them Sun afternoon, and I'll make you a deal for both.
You can have both for $1400.

Call or text me at 416 xxx xxxx

Ya I hear you. I'm not going to break out the vacuum just for a couple grand either. I trust that they look better when vacuumed. 

Also, the other one is in a room that is so unused that you aren't even allowed to take a picture of it?? 

We just forgot. It's like new. We're selling hundreds of things.
Just come by and look instead of emailing me these comments.
I'm showing items this afternoon.

Call or text 426 xxx xxxx

Forgot to vacuum? Forgot to take a picture? Forgot to use that room?

Forgot to buy rugs somewhere else.

What are you talking about?

Oh, and here's the new one you're not getting genius.

Oh my. That one really is beautiful. How much is it?

$1600 for both. Email if interested.

Interested! I thought it was $1400 for both.

Was, but I changed my mind.

I can get a grand for the new one easily.

I can meet Wed eve. Let me know.

Are you able to transport them?

And with this kind of money, we'll be meeting in a police station parking lot.

Good call you can never be too safe. Wouldn’t want me to steal… my money?? 

You're not too bright eh?

How about you try to rob me for $1600 of rugs? In the news all the time.

You bug me with your retarded comments.

Don't think I want to sell to you.

I’m sorry I don’t mean to upset you, I really like you and your rugs. Unless... when you say “retarded comments” you mean that I am taking too long to respond?? 

Anyway, do people really get robbed for rugs all the time? That’s terrifying!


  1. I love this. Unable to unload the rugs the vendor introduced a brilliant approach to marketing. Raise the price of the unsold items.