Black Capped Chickapee Figurine & Eagle Figurine - $2

Black Capped Chickapee Figurine & Eagle Figurine

Hi there fellow bird (figurine) lover,

I saw your ad on craigslist for the Black Capped Chickapee Figurine & Eagle Figurine for sale for $2 for the lot http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/mss/hsh/1186278333.html . You mentioned that if I "want more infor or pics" I could email you. That is great because I am not a sucker and I am not about to fork over my hard earned money (and I assure you I work VERY hard for my money) after seeing just 3 photos and a certificate. Please send me:

A close up photos of the eagle's talons
Below wing photos of the eagle's right and also left wing
Two photos (one front and one back) of the Black Capped Chickapee's flowery perch
A scan of the certificate (both sides), and
A birds-eye-view photo of each bird's eyes.

Thanks!

PS: I couple of words about how you got them would also be great.

CLOCK MADE FROM TRUNK OF TREE - $70

CLOCK MADE FROM TRUNK OF TREE

Good evening,

I saw your ad on Craig's List for the CLOCK MADE FROM TRUNK OF TREE. You mention that it is "a wonderful conversation piece". At first I thought, "Ya of course it is" then I thought some more and realized that the only conversation I could think of would go like this:

Guest: Hey is that clock made from trunk of tree?
Me: Yes.
Awkward silence...

If that is it I am not sure I would call it "a wonderful conversation piece". Could you please send me a transcript from a conversation which has progressed a little further than that?

Thanks so much,

FITNESS INSTRUCTOR - FITNESS INSTRUCTOR in Scarborough

FITNESS INSTRUCTOR - FITNESS INSTRUCTOR in Scarborough

Hi,

I saw your ad for the FITNESS INSTRUCTOR - FITNESS INSTRUCTOR in Scarborough.

Question: What can you bench?

Answer: Less than me.

You should probably bulk up a little then re-post, you are embarrassing yourself.

Jumper Saddle,girth and breast collar - $300

Jumper Saddle,girth and breast collar

Hi,

I saw your ad ("Jumper Saddle,girth and breast collar - $300 (Toronto)", http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/for/1199692996.html) for the BDSM offered. I am very interested and I can host. $300 sounds a little expensive, how long is each session?

Thanks,

PS Safe-word and drug and disease free a MUST!

Response
Not sure what you mean. I am selling a saddle and don't know what hosting a BDSM is. I think that you are replying to the wrong add.

TC

FOCL
OK I get it (WINK!). You have no idea that BDSM stands for bondage, discipline, sadism and masochism... me either (DOUBLE WINK!). I bet that a "breast collar - horse size" is for a horse and "size: 16 wide tree" isn't a reference to my junk! Anyway I like the teasing... let's get together and have an "innocent" exchange of the articles you are selling on craig's list, shall we??

Response
Sorry to disappoint but this REALLY is a saddle for a horse - you know, 4 legs, mane and tail - just as shown in the picture on the ad. But thanks for teaching me what BDSM means, you learn something new everyday.

FOCL
OK , you can bring the horse.

Typodont for sale - $300

Typodont for sale

YO!
I saw your ad on Craigslist for the Typodont for sale http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/for/1184252644.html . That typodont is SICK. I have never seen such a sick typodont. I think that it is obvious that a typodont like that is going to come with an "attachment for corner of table" but I was just wondering what items are included in the "etc"?

Thanks,

Response
"etc" meaning the attachment and typodont come apart and there are some bolts that hold it together... Interested?

FOCL
I don't think that is what "etc" means.

great screw driver set - $2

great screw driver set$2

FOCL
Good day,

I saw that you are selling a great screw driver set for $2 http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/hsh/1188872040.html . I was just wondering, can I just have it for free please?

Thanks,

Seller
thanks for email.
sorry it is $2. this will be part of my transportation fee.
pls consider it with $2. thanks

FOCL
Well the subway is $2.75 so why don't I come pick them up and you will be up 75 cents and I will be up 3 screwdrivers and nobody gets screwed (except all those SCREWS!! LOL).

Seller
i am sorry but i got another email from someone who wants this with $2.
so, i will sell this person.
sorry about that.

take care

FOCL
$2.01

Seller
ok,,,,,, fair enough. $2.01
can i see you tomorrow 10am-530pm in downtown?
what time is good for u?

FOCL
Wait a minute... I'm no rocket surgeon but I have been thinking a little bit and it seems a little fishy that you posted this ad 3 days ago and got no offers and then 5 mins after we started the communicate you received an offer for the full asking price??? Could you please forward me the offer which you received? Thanks.

Seller
ok. if u say so, i dont wanna sell such a picky person.
sorry about that.
i got emails from other persons. so i decided to talk to them.
i decided not to sell u.

sorry , but good night

FOCL
OK OK.

I guess I should not have kicked a gift horse in the mouth. $2.01, let's do it.
Please.

Seller
no no. sorry. but i have decided. i dont wanna make trouble with strangers.
moreover, i am not in a hurry to sell it.
so, i will contact other person.sorry about that.
take care.

FOCL
$2.50?

100,000 hockey cards - $500

100,000 hockey cards

FOCL
Hi I saw your ad on Craig's List for the 100,000 hockey cards for sale http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/clt/1192396717.html .
Who ya got?

mintsales
it is a bulk lot from 1989-1999
commons thank you

FOCL
Ya but which players?

mintsales
They are various players , They are not star cards
If there is a certain player you need who is a better player i likely have lots of that player for sale
These cards at one half cent per card- are just common players

FOCL
OK I will take one. Give me Kimbi Daniels from his 1990-91 season with the Flyers. Should I send a cheque? Thanks!