We have received the results from the large button calculator test. Note that these results have been submitted by the seller, but have not yet been verified as accurate.
Hi, below are the answers:
4 x 31= 124
1234 + 5679 =6913
8 - 91.22 = -83.22
5318008 / 69= 77072,579
UPDATE:
I know we have a lot of scientists who read this blog. We would like to tap into that resource to try and get this resolved. If some of you can verify these results through independent experiment, we would be grateful.
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Though I am not technically a practicing scientist, I'm still very opinionated, and feel particularly qualified to verify these results due to the tools at my disposal.
ReplyDeleteI performed these calculations myself, in my office, using Windows Vista Calculator, and an amazing 10 out of 10 trials resulted in the exact same answers as the ones given!
I think you should snap up this calculator ASAP, before someone else does - just think of the consequences of this device falling into the wrong hands!
Furthermore, the startling consistency of the results leads me not only to conclude that the calculator is VERY accurate and easy to use, but also to declare the discovery of a new natural law: I call it "Spleenman's 1st Law of 8 - 91.22", and it states that "8 - 91.22 = -83.22" (proof to follow). I will be awaiting my Nobel prize, and would like to state at this time that all honourary degrees are welcomed.
I don't want to be too specific, but I am still working on 3 other laws based on my research related to this post. I don't want to give away too much information at this preliminary stage, for fear that someone else will steal my ideas, but trust me - exciting news is coming soon, and I fully expect it to revolutionize the field of mathematics!